{"product_id":"fuck-trump-self-inking-rubber-stamp-anti-trump-political-statement-activism-office-supply","title":"\"Fuck Trump\" Self-Inking Rubber Stamp - Anti-Trump Political Statement \u0026 Activism Office Supply","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eLeave Your Mark (And Then Some)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003ePut your middle finger where everyone can see it. It's more than a stamp, it's also a resistance essential. Whether you're tagging every piece of currency (capitalism!) or stamping outgoing mail, this self-inking stamper is built for high-volume chaos and crystal-clear defiance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Deets:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003ePick Your Poison: Customize your chaos. Choose from 5 different sizes and 4 vibrant AF ink colors at checkout to match your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003eZero Smudge, Pure Shade: Engineered for ultra-crisp, high-contrast impressions that won't smear, even when things get heated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003eAlways Ready: No messy ink pads here. The internal, replaceable ink cartridge re-loads the stamp automatically so you can keep going all night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003eBuilt to Last: Tough, high-quality housing designed for thousands of hits. It’s basically immortal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProudly Queer-Owned\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMolliwater is a queer-owned small business. We appreciate your support! Please allow 1–3 weeks for delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\"\u003e\"But isn't this illegal?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eShort answer: \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eNAH FAM.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eFederal law (18 U.S.C. § 333) only hits you if you deface money with the \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"90\" data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eintent to make it unusable\u003c\/b\u003e. Since this stamp is designed for a clean, crisp flex that leaves the bill totally intact and ready to be used by lots and lots of other people, you aren't \"rendering it unfit.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThink of it like those penny-smashing machines at the museum—as long as you aren't trying to destroy the currency or commit fraud, you’re just making a statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe fine print:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003eKeep it spendable:\u003c\/b\u003e Don't black out the serial numbers or the value.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eKeep it moving:\u003c\/b\u003e As long as the bank can still tell it’s a dollar, you're golden.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eNo \"Ads\":\u003c\/b\u003e Don't use this to link your website or sell products directly on the bill—that's the only part that actually gets the feds' attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eChoose Your Weapon\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eSize matters when you're making a statement. Pick the footprint that fits your mission, from low-profile tags to high-key manifestos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSmall \u0026amp; Subtle (The \"Sneak Attack\")\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e0.59\" x 1.57\"\u003c\/b\u003e: Perfect for the back of an envelope or the corner of a postcard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e0.70\" x 1.85\"\u003c\/b\u003e: The classic \"standard\" size. Fits everywhere, says everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMedium \u0026amp; Bold (The \"Conversation Starter\")\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e0.86\" x 2.28\"\u003c\/b\u003e: High-visibility for standard documents and forms. They can't miss this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLarge \u0026amp; Loud (The \"Main Character\")\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e0.98\" x 2.95\"\u003c\/b\u003e: Extra wide for maximum impact on mailers and packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1.57\" x 2.36\"\u003c\/b\u003e: The big guns. 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